Fruity Cuties Joke #14

Here is September 22nd Joke:
Rotten Tomato - Joke Meaning:
"Tomato, tomahto, Let's call the whole thing off!" sang Fred and Ginger. 
Rotten Tomato has no time for differences in dialect and pronunciation.

Fruity Cuties Joke #13

Here is September 21st Joke:
Crabapple - Joke Meaning:
It's a crabby crabapple!

Fruity Cuties Joke #12

 Here is September 20th Joke:

Mushroom - Joke Meaning:
The first of our Veg Guests is here. It's Mushroom and he's a fungi (fun guy).

Fruity Cuties Joke #11

Here is September 19th Joke:
Naval Orange - Joke Meaning:
Naval or Navel Orange? Either way vitamin C is good for you!

Fruity Cuties Joke #10

Here is September 18th Joke:
The apple invasion of Earth - Joke Meaning:
The Apple, the teacher's pet's favourite, invades Earth in true 50s Sci-Fi 'B' movie "Take me to your Leader" style.

Fruity Cuties Joke #9

Here is September 17th Joke:
Limelight - Joke Meaning:
When you cross a light bulb with a lime you get Limelight

Fruity Cuties Joke #8

Here is September 16th Joke:
Gripes - Joke Meaning:
Grumbling grapes having a gripe. I guess they do have a good reason this time.

Fruity Cuties Joke #7

Here is September 15th Joke:
Lemon Aid - Joke Meaning:
A bit of Lemon Aid required as you can't get sharper than a slice of lemon!

Fruity Cuties Joke #6

Here's September 14th Joke:
Everything has gone pear-shaped - Joke Meaning:
"Everything has gone pear-shaped", a British saying (I think Aussie too) often used in gangster and heist movies to describes a situation that has gone awry, may be even horribly wrong.
On this occasion things have quite literally gone pear-shaped for strawberry, orange and pineapple.

Fruity Cuties Joke #5

September 13th Joke:


Tomato's Identity Crisis - Joke Meaning:
The internal conflict of a Tomato. Fruit or a vegetable?

Grapes



Grapes Jokes!

Fruit cartoons featuring Grapes


Bad Apple





Bad Apple Jokes

Fruit cartoons featuring Bad Apple

Fruity Cuties Joke #4

Here's September 12th Joke:
Bad Apple - Joke Meaning:
What can I say? He's the baddest!

Fruity Cuties Joke #3

Here's September 11th Joke:
Strawberries & Cream - Joke Meaning:
I guess life isn't always strawberries and cream!

Fruity Cuties Joke #2

Here's September 10th joke:
 Pineapple - Joke Meaning:
Not sure you got the joke? rings = makes a call.

FRUITY CUTIES JOKE #1

Here is September 9th joke:
Lime or Lemon-  Joke Meaning:
"I'm not so sure you got the joke? Unripe Lemons are green so lime thought he might yet grow up to be a lemon.


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