Fruity Cuties Joke #11

Here is September 19th Joke:
Naval Orange - Joke Meaning:
Naval or Navel Orange? Either way vitamin C is good for you!

Fruity Cuties Joke #10

Here is September 18th Joke:
The apple invasion of Earth - Joke Meaning:
The Apple, the teacher's pet's favourite, invades Earth in true 50s Sci-Fi 'B' movie "Take me to your Leader" style.

Fruity Cuties Joke #9

Here is September 17th Joke:
Limelight - Joke Meaning:
When you cross a light bulb with a lime you get Limelight

Fruity Cuties Joke #8

Here is September 16th Joke:
Gripes - Joke Meaning:
Grumbling grapes having a gripe. I guess they do have a good reason this time.

Fruity Cuties Joke #7

Here is September 15th Joke:
Lemon Aid - Joke Meaning:
A bit of Lemon Aid required as you can't get sharper than a slice of lemon!

Fruity Cuties Joke #6

Here's September 14th Joke:
Everything has gone pear-shaped - Joke Meaning:
"Everything has gone pear-shaped", a British saying (I think Aussie too) often used in gangster and heist movies to describes a situation that has gone awry, may be even horribly wrong.
On this occasion things have quite literally gone pear-shaped for strawberry, orange and pineapple.

Fruity Cuties Joke #5

September 13th Joke:


Tomato's Identity Crisis - Joke Meaning:
The internal conflict of a Tomato. Fruit or a vegetable?